‘I’m About to Lose My Sh*t’ And 99 Other Phrases That Perfectly Sum Up Mommy’s Life

81. “Ask daddy”

82. “Leave me alone”

83. “My kid did what?”

84. “See what happens”

85. “F*cking hell”

86. “Mommy told you no”

87. “Oh for f*cks sake”

88. “I mean it”

89. “Take it down a notch”

90. “I can’t believe I just said that”

91. “Stop and don’t”

92. “Don’t even think about it”

93. “Because I said so that’s why”

94. “Eat your vegetables”

95. “I don’t care who started it”

96. “Wait until your dad gets home”

97. “I don’t give two sh*ts”

98. “Ask me one more time”

99. “I’m about to lose my sh*t”

100. “I’m done”