‘I’m About to Lose My Sh*t’ And 99 Other Phrases That Perfectly Sum Up Mommy’s Life

61. “What’s in your mouth”


62. “F*cking hell”


63. “Ugh, Just Whhhyyyy”


64. “Wipe your own ass”


65. “Get your finger out of your nose”


66. “Get off of that”


67. “Put your penis away”


68. “Hurry up”


69. “The food goes in your mouth”


70. “Knock it off”


71. “Wine please”


72. “I’m not gonna tell you again”


73. “What did your mommy say?”


74. “We’re not going to the ER today”


75. “You just had a snack”


76. “Stop fighting”


77. “You’re killing me right now”


78. “I’ll give you something to cry about”


79. “Clean your room”


80. “Go to your room”