Everything I Want to Say to the Bitch Who’s About to Marry My Ex

Congratulations. You finally reached your goal. I’m really happy for you guys. 

Just know, that habits and patterns can’t be changed. People don’t just change because they are newly in love.

You know that John* and I talked about marriage? He looked for wedding rings for me, we discussed a wedding playlist, talked about places where to get married. Kinda what you are doing at this moment.

We certainly had our difficulties, but things got worse when you came into the picture. Your real agenda was so obvious from the get-go. There was a reason why I didn’t like you then, and it proved my point now.

Do you know that John was married once before and he cheated on his wife with a bartender chick? That he eventually moved in with her and was engaged to her until he met me?

Do you know how he ended things between him and her? Do you? Do you know I took him in after he tried to commit suicide because he wanted the easy way out? What do you know about him?

You took advantage of a troubled man going through rough patches in life. And you played your cards just right. 

You are somehow as manipulative as he is. And you are vicious and sad. You disgust me, but I can’t help to feel pity for you.

You and I were in similar positions, with the only difference that you know me. We hung out. And you gave me comfort when John and I had a fight, but I’m sure secretly you wished we would finally split.

Don’t you see he always wants his cake and eats it too? He did it with me and he will do it with you. But he’s not my baggage anymore; he’s yours now. However, I can’t help that I still love him.

Remember, girlfriend; karma will get you, too.

*Name has been changed