‘I’m About to Lose My Sh*t’ And 99 Other Phrases That Perfectly Sum Up Mommy’s Life

41. “I’m your mom not your friend”


42. “Noooooooo”


43. “Jesus F*cking Christ”


44. “STAAAHHHP”


45. “One two three”


46. “You need to put socks on”


47. “Quit messing with the dog”


48. “For the love of god”


49. “You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit”


50. “Why are you still cryin’”


51. “Be nice”


52. “Please don’t do that”


53. “Keep the water in the tub”


54. “Put your shoes on


55. “Put your shoes on the right feet”


56. “Be nice to the cat”


57. “Go to the bathroom”


58. “What are you doing”


59. “Because I’m the mommy”


60. “Listen to me when I’m talking to you”