‘I’m About to Lose My Sh*t’ And 99 Other Phrases That Perfectly Sum Up Mommy’s Life

21. “Take your medicine”


22. “Did you take your medicine?”


23. “Whaaaaat?”


24. “No video games”


25. “Please poop”


26. “What is that smell?”


27. “Can you not”


28. “For the love”


29. “I’m about to snap”


30. “You want some?”


31. “Are you f*cking kidding me right now”


32. “Bitches be crazy”


33. “No, no, no”


34. “We don’t spit at the table”


35. “Because I said so”


36. “Stop being a jerk”


37. “Please don’t do that”


38. “How else am I gonna be the meanest mom in the world?”


39. “Hell to the no”


40. “It’s ok that you hate me”