Mommy’s life is filled with love, lots of patience and a big dose of WTF.
Here are 100 phrases that prove you and other moms out there are on the same page when it comes to calling parenting like it is, #momlife.
1. “Seriously…?” 2. “I need a vacation” 3. “Don’t drink your bath water” 4. “Leave your diaper on” 5. “Your child” (while pointing at your hubby) 6. “I need coffee” 7. “That is not food” 8. “Put that back” 9. “Stop” 10. “I’m your mom not your maid” 11. “Don’t hit your brother” 12. “Don’t kick your sister” 13. “No toys in the aquarium” 14. “The dog is not your pony” 15. “I love you more than anything in the universe” 16. “My world” 17. “Mommies don’t have penises” 18. “What the f*ck” 19. “WAKE UP NOW” 20. “Get out of bed”Share
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Miriam Pinedo
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