You were talked into running a 5k for a charity event. Even though, that last time you ran, it was after the ice cream truck. It’s for a good cause, and besides, it’s only 3.1 miles. You can surely handle it, right?
Well if your lazy ass is anything like me, then these 31 thoughts are sure to cross your mind.
Why is it so early?
Can’t we run at night?
What’s up the with the bananas and water? I want coffee and donuts.
It’s for a good cause….I should really stop complaining.
We are starting….better get in the back so people don’t have to pass me.
This isn’t so bad.
I’m not even in last place.
Maybe I’ll slow it down just a little. I’m starting to get tired.
2 minutes?! I’m tired after 2 minutes?
I shouldn’t have drank so much water. I’m going to have to pee soon.
Breathe in, breathe out. Focus!
1 mile?! It feels like I should be done
My ribs hurt.
My heart hurts.
Is this what a heart attack feels like?
I’m going to collapse right here.
At least I’ll die giving to a good cause.
Maybe I’ll walk, just for a few minutes.
Only one more mile left…I got this. Time to pick up the pace.
Nope, don’t got this.
Is that a hill?
Who put a hill in the middle of our route?!
Next time, I’ll just donate the money and sleep in.
Are those people ahead of me talking to each other?
How can they carry on a conversation when I can hardly breathe?
Almost done…and then back to bed.
Or maybe I should eat first.
Sleep or eat….this will forever be the hardest decision of my life.
I see the finish line! I’m going to make it!
I did it! I am a GOD!!!
That wasn’t bad at all.
I’m going to start running all the time.
But I’m definitely going to go home and take a nap.
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